*LoathingBot
v2*
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A Millionaire Is You! ---
This is the second version of the
most reliable, user-friendly MallBot available for use in the Kingdom of Loathing.
It comes with a manual and bi-weekly updates to guarantee satisfaction and
new features!
-How Does the Mallbot Work?-
-The Mallbot in Action!-
-All the Features!-
-How will this make you rich?-
-Get the Free Trial!-
-Frequently Asked Questions-
-Money Back Guarantee!-
-Purchase LoathingBot v2-
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How does the MallBot
work?
You simply type the items you would like to buy and the maximum price that
you are willing to pay for them:
For Example:
Bottle of gin - 300
meat
ten-leaf clover - 2000 meat
tiny plastic sword - 1000000 meat
The MallBot will now search for all gin, clovers,
and TPS for under the price you specify.
If it finds any, it will buy them.
(you must be Level 5 to
have access to the mall)
All you do is sit back and let it work for you!
No need to sit around the computer!
It is completely automated!
The
MallBot in Action!
Here are some actual screenshots of LoathingBot v2:
Features:
-Keeps a log of all purchased items.
-Displays in real time the bot’s progress.
-Allows user to place a limit on purchases.
-Extremely user-friendly, easy to understand.
-Comes with a detailed Manual.
-Automatically updates itself.
-Lost internet connections do not cause a crash.
-Saves the user’s item list and prices.
-Searches items extremely quickly.
-Does not interfere with other applications.
-The best customer service, ever.
-Free LIFETIME upgrades!
-Did I mention that it MAKES YOU MEAT?
How
will this make you MILLIONS of meat?
Lots of times, people list items with the wrong prices by accident, for way
less than the actual price;
sometimes people don't know
the actual price and also sell it too low.
If you can get these items before other people, you can resell them for their
true price and make a killing!
And what about under-priced giveaways? Anti-Raffles? One-time offers?
You can use this bot to
make you millions while you sleep!
Not convinced that
LoathingBot v2 is the greatest Mallbot ever made?
Well I'm going to let you try LoathingBot for free!
Although it is a
short trial, you will clearly see that LoathingBot really does work;
and how amazing it is!
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Frequently
Asked Questions:
Q: Can this software be used on Mac OSX platform?
A: No, this program will not run on Macs, or Linux. Windows XP/Vista is required.
Q: What program is used? Are there system requirements? Do you need
firefox or some weird browser settings?
A: This is an independent program, which runs by itself on Windows XP/Vista.
No other requirements besides Windows XP/Vista and an internet connection.
Q: How many items will it track at once, and how often does it execute
its search command?
A: The Bot runs off of a list of items and prices, and goes through the list,
repeating forever.
It executes the command as fast as your computer and internet connection will
allow.
It simulates Mall searches as if you were actually searching the mall.
Q: I’m having trouble seeing where this Bot will make me money.
Sure, it will buy good items at low prices if they're there.
But then all I have is a load of cheap items, and if they're in the mall selling
at this price already re-selling
them won’t make me any more money.
A: The thing is, there are players who don’t know the true value of
certain items, and others who mis-price their items,
usually missing an entire digit in the price by accident (which makes a huge
difference).
If you can purchase these items before others, than you will definitely be
able to sell them at the true market price.
Don’t forget, YOU set the Bot’s buying price.
Q: It is not possible to do this with KoL Mafia - which is open source
and free to download.
What advantages does this program have over Mafia?
A: The only function of this program is to search for and buy cheap items
in the Mall. That is its advantage.
Q: Is it user-friendly?
A: VERY! All you do is type in your username, password, the items and your
maximum price, and let it run!
Q: How am I supposed to know that it works?
A: As you can see by the picture above, the Bot has its own window and progress
bar.
Q: Is it possible for the moderators at KoL to track this?
A: No way! This Bot acts like an actual person, searching the mall for items,
visiting the shop, and purchasing.
This is not one of those bots that directly accesses the KoL servers, and
gets banned.
Q: Is it possible that anyone would find out my password to my account?
A: Clearly, many programmers make these kinds of programs in order to steal
the user’s account.
Unfortunately, I do not have the knowledge nor ability to make such a program,
so NO, no one will find out your password.
Q: Does it work? Is it worth the money? As in will I get 2 Mr. As
from it?
A: Of course it works! I wouldn’t sell it unless I did! I cannot tell
you whether or not you will get any Mr. As,
it depends on which items you put on your list, and how often people mis-price
their items.
Q: Does it lag down the computer? Does it crash often?
A: No, it uses very little memory, but a faster computer ensures that the
program runs faster.
It doesn't crash for any reason, not even a lost internet connection!
Q: Can I resell this program?
A: NO! You are NOT allowed to sell this program to others. It is against the
law!
Money
Back Guarantee!
If you are not 100% satisfied with LoathingBot v2, I guarantee a FULL
REFUND.
No questions asked!
The all-around
number one Kingdom of Loathing Mallbot!
By now you've seen how amazing LoathingBot v2 really is!
I am proud to offer
LoathingBot v2, with manual, lifetime upgrades,
and excellent customer service for only *DISCONTINUED*
Purchase LoathingBot
v2 now and receive lifetime upgrades:
for v2 and the future LoathingBot v3!
Within 24
hours of payment, you will receive an e-mail with a link to
your download page. From then on, the Mallbot will be completely functional!
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